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Posted on 19th Sep at 1:25 PM, with 128,670 notes

thaunderground:

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

what?

Posted on 19th Sep at 1:24 PM, with 6,164 notes
aizea:

My Mother’s Back, 1996
Elinor Carucci

aizea:

My Mother’s Back, 1996

Elinor Carucci

Posted on 19th Sep at 1:23 PM, with 99,275 notes

sexuallyambiguousphan:

The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

Posted on 19th Sep at 1:19 PM, with 303,849 notes

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa
Posted on 19th Sep at 1:19 PM, with 425,259 notes

toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

Posted on 19th Sep at 1:19 PM, with 82,935 notes

mysterygal248:

100—sleepless—nights:

love—willremember:

goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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I didnt knew it but i need this in my life

Posted on 19th Sep at 1:15 PM, with 39,505 notes
faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.
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faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

Posted on 19th Sep at 1:15 PM, with 423,753 notes

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

Posted on 19th Sep at 1:15 PM, with 219,825 notes

dubstepsunset:

unabating:

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

capitalism strikes again

graveyard shift omg that is just fantastic

Posted on 19th Sep at 12:13 PM, with 270,263 notes

communistbakery:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

shrek

Posted on 19th Sep at 12:10 PM, with 8,478 notes

unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

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